We are NO MA’AM

Quirky, irreverent, and unequivocally a rag tag group of gamers.  We are the men of NO MA’AM.  We were founded on October 14, 2008 by General_Tso, a SOCOM Veteran active since the original SOCOM release in 2002.  The guiding principle and most common thread within the group is that we are dedicated to making the gaming experience great for each other.  More importantly, we are committed to each other and sure to have our brothers’ backs.  The first members, vinebuilder, kenzies_daddy, and dank44 are still with us and the Clan has grown to just under 40 people.

NO MA’AM’s Nine Commandments

Our history as a clan is deeply rooted in the culture and teachings of Al Bundy.  He is our Guru and Sage.  The guiding pillars of our behavior in NO MA’AM are given to us by Al himself and given to him by Ironhead Haynes.  This incident actually inspired the song Ballad of Ira Hayes by the legendary Johnny Cash.  The commandments may not cover every situation in life but that’s okay…. we’re a gaming clan, not a religion.  More importantly, living by the NO MA’AM commandments is a commitment to living a life free of being politically correct.  It is about freedom to be yourself and NO MA’AM Clan is a place where we encourage that.  Those all important commandments are:

1. It’s okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes             "snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French.*
3. It’s okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool but me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses"
8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport.
9. Mud wrestling is a sport.